Welcome to the great Mortadelle Show !
T-tatata-ta-ta-taaaaa ( trumpets noises)

-I am your father...
-Daaad !
-You dumb. I'm gonna squash you then you'll be so flat that you'll be able to sing "Poor Lil Frozen Squirrel" all the night without breathing... Uh-ah-uh-ah !
-NOOOO !!! Duh... wait a minute... What's that weird smell ?
-Hello. You dunno who I am. My name's "the little cheesy stinky thing", but you can call me "the fat one", huh.
-Gosh ! A little cheesy stinky thing ! Aka "the fat one" ! We're done for !
-Be careful, you humans ! I can speak japanese ! (strange voice)
-Is that true ?
-Non.
-WHAT DID HE SAID ? I didn't understand any word. Oooh ! That's sooo frightening !
-Zusheka musheka !
-I hope you're kiddin'.
-Look ! The little stinky stuff comes closer and closer !
-Don't care of it. It can't hurt you. Outch ! Damn that cheesy ding !
-*uggle-uh* Sooo whaaaat ?!
-Daddy ?
-Yeah ?
-I like you.
-I like you too, Snow-white.

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